Heerlijk, zo’n site met quotes die je op een wat gemiddelde dag, in een gemiddelde week met een brede glimlach tot je kunt nemen.
Ik heb het hier over de site MyLifeIsAverage. De titel wordt na het lezen van meerdere quotes langzaam steeds briljanter. Gewoon, lekker even grinniken.

Today, I realized the word bed actually looks like a bed. MLIA


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Today, my teacher saw me texting under the desk and grabbed my phone. She didnt grab my penis. MLIA.


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Today I installed a program and it asked if I had read and agreed to the terms and conditions. I hadn’t, but I clicked ‘yes’ anyway. The program didn’t know I lied, and began to install. MLIA.


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Today, I had to choose between a strawberry flavored Dum Dum and a mystery flavored Dum Dum. I decided to be adventurous and choose the mystery flavor; it was strawberry flavored. MLIA


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A fortnight ago I finally solved my rubiks cube. I waited two weeks to post this so that I could use the word fortnight.


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Today, I went to the store and bought some Land o Lakes cheese. On the label, it said ‘LOL Cheese’. I laughed. MLIA


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Today, I wore Axe body spray. I wasn’t tackled by any women. MLIA.


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Today, I decided to tan on the balcony. I took my top off and my neighbor came out and saw me. He’s a guy. So am I. We greeted each other. MyLifeIsAverage.


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Last night, I was really hot in bed, so I took one leg out of the covers. Then I got scared because it was too dark and my leg felt unprotected from somthing hiding under my bed. So I put it back under the blankets. MLIA


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Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. She yelled out the name Tommy. My name is Tommy. MLIA


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Today at school I leaned back in my chair and it made a farting noise. I casually did it again so everybody would know it was the chair. MLIA


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Today, I realized that many MLIA stories are about Harry Potter, and none are about Twilight. I’m glad the average person has good taste. MLIA


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Today, I was proposed to through MLIA. I said yes. MLIA.
(via Laura, MyLifeIsAverage)